Bye Bye Beach

Posted on March 5th, 2010 in All This Useless Beauty,Welcome to the Working Week by Mrs. Hall

Thank heavens I can stop coming to Florida. I hate the airports, the weather, the clothes and the extensive plastic surgery on men AND women. I walked on the beach today. Why would you go to the beach and then arrange your chairs to face a wall?

We open our beautiful new store tomorrow, you can see it above, and had the grand opening party last night.

It was quite a shindig. Here is a good representative of the guests on the right side of the picture. She had to be at least 60. My boss got her card. She is a vibrational massage therapist. She was also wearing zebra panties. I wish I didn’t have to know that, but I do.

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  1. Pursuit said,

    on March 5th, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    I’m trying not to believe this post is for me, but, none-the-less, all I have to say is;

    Finally, you get it.

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